Where will I be this Valentine's Day?

Mangalore. That's where I will be.

Thanks to Sri Ram Sena's innovative approach (Read this and this) to protest this stupid Greeting Card Day, I am planning to be in Mangalore on the said date.

Not just be there, but go to some mall. Not just go to a mall, but buy some of the typical gifts like flowers and teddy bear dolls. And after buying them, somehow strike up a conversation with some girl who is there without a male companion in tow. And I would be conversing with her while showing the gifts I bought. Hopefully this would fit the protester's parameters and they should come after me and that girl. And when they suggest that we marry, I wont resist.

Btw, I don't like Sri Ram Sena's violent approach and totally condemn their actions in the pub. But I am mighty intrigued by this protest of theirs.