Mangalore. That's where I will be.
Thanks to Sri Ram Sena's innovative approach (Read this and this) to protest this stupid Greeting Card Day, I am planning to be in Mangalore on the said date.
Not just be there, but go to some mall. Not just go to a mall, but buy some of the typical gifts like flowers and teddy bear dolls. And after buying them, somehow strike up a conversation with some girl who is there without a male companion in tow. And I would be conversing with her while showing the gifts I bought. Hopefully this would fit the protester's parameters and they should come after me and that girl. And when they suggest that we marry, I wont resist.
Btw, I don't like Sri Ram Sena's violent approach and totally condemn their actions in the pub. But I am mighty intrigued by this protest of theirs.
1 comment:
This is like a very heavily watered down old tamil film technique. A ghastly villain with scars and disgusting habits will rape a gorgeous merry girl in the "pump shed" (sic.) and the heroine will force the villain to MARRY the weeping girl.
In your case Ram Sena will take the place of "rape in pump shed"
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